What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:28

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
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{RING} {RING}
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
HELLO
Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?
Yes sir it is.
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Sure no problem officer.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
After a few moments he returns.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
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Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.